50+ Funny Quotes About Being Single And Loving It

You’re single and loving it, right? But sometimes, you might need a little humor to lighten the mood. Whether you’re happily unattached or just taking a break from the dating scene, it’s important to laugh at life’s little quirks.

We’ve compiled some funny quotes about being single that’ll not only tickle your funny bone but also remind you of the joys of solo living.

Funny Single Life Quotes

There’s nothing like a good laugh to remind us of the fun side of being single. Below, you’ll find a collection of humorous single life quotes that not only make light of the single lifestyle, but positively revel in it.

• “Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.” – Michael Douglas
• “Now that I’m single, I’m more obsessed with my cats.” – Taylor Swift
• “My alone time is for everyone’s safety.” – Anonymous
• “Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.” – Unknown
• “I’m dating myself. I take myself out to eat, I buy myself clothes. I love me.” – Glamour
• “I like being single – I’m always there when I need me.” – Art Leo
• “Apparently, I have an intimidating personality. Oh wait, I mean single. I have an intimidating, single personality.” – Unknown
• “Some people are settling down, some are settling, and some refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.” – Carrie Bradshaw

Humorous Independence Quotes

Get ready to chuckle at some of the best humorous independence quotes. These one-liners not only capture the joy of being unattached, but they also highlight the irresistible charm of a self-loving single life.

• “Single is not a status, it’s a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.”
• “I love being single. I can come and go as I please and stay out as late as I want to.”
• “I’m single because I was born that way.”
• “I’m not single. I’m not taken. I’m simply on reserve for the one who deserves my heart.”
• “Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.”
• “Don’t be a woman who needs a man. Be a woman a man needs.”
• “I’m single because I don’t need anyone to ruin my life—I’m capable of doing that on my own.”
• “Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.”
• “I celebrate myself, and sing myself.”
• “I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude.”
• “Too many women throw themselves into romance because they’re afraid of being single, then start making compromises and losing their identity. Don’t do that.”
• “I’ve been single for a while and I have to say, it’s going very well. Like… it’s working out. I think I’m the one.”
• “Single – too fabulous to settle.”
• “The trouble is not that I am single and likely to stay single, but that I am lonely and likely to stay lonely.”

Loving the Single Life Quotes

• “I’m single, and I’m loving every single moment of it!” – Unknown
• “Single is an opportunity to live life on your terms and not apologize.” – Mandy Hale
• “I’m not single. I’m in a long-term relationship with fun and freedom.” – Unknown
• “My alone time is for everyone’s safety.” – Unknown
• “Yes, I’m single. And you’ll have to be pretty fantastic to change that.” – Unknown
• “Single and ready to mingle? Nah, I’m single and ready to shine.” – Unknown
• “I’ve been single for a while, and I have to say, it’s going well. Like…it’s working out. I think I’m the one.” – Emily Heller
• “When you’re single, all you see are happy couples. When you’re committed, all you see are happy singles.” – Unknown
• “Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.” – Michael Douglas
• “Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?” – Unknown
• “I don’t need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we’ll ever have is the one with ourselves.” – Shirley MacLaine
• “Bad decisions make good stories.” – Ellis Vidler
• “Single – too fabulous to settle.” – Mandy Hale
• “Single is not a status, it is a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.” – Prixie
• “If you really are going to be a happy single, you have to stop treating being single as the annoying time that you’re doing until you find a partner.” – Sara Eckel

No Relationship Drama Quotes

In continuing with the fun and liberation found in single life, let’s investigate into some quotes that highlight the bliss of a drama-free, single existence. These witty one-liners convey the joy of living without relationship angst or drama.

• “I’m single because I was born that way.” – Mae West
• “Being single means you’re strong enough to wait for what you deserve.” – Niall Horan
• “I don’t need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we’ll ever have is the one with ourselves.” – Shirley MacLaine
• “My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude.” – Warsan Shire
• “I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude.” – Henry David Thoreau
• “I like being single – I’m always there when I need me.” –Art Leo
• “Being single is getting over the illusion that there is somebody out there to complete you.” – Omkar Phatak
• “Single – too fabulous to settle.” – Mandy Hale
• “Yes, I’m alone. But I’m alone and free.” – Elsa (Frozen)

Happily Single and Thriving Quotes

• “I’m not single. I’m just romantically challenged.”
• “I like being single. I’m always there when I need me.”
• “Yes, I’m alone. But I’m alone and free.”
• “Being single is much better than being lied to, cheated on, and disrespected.”
• “If you aren’t happy being single, you’ll never be happy in a relationship. Get your own life first, then share it.”
• “I love being single. It’s almost like being rich.”
• “Single is an opportunity to live life on your own terms and not apologize.”
• “Just because my path is different, doesn’t mean that I’m lost.”
• “Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.”
• “Being single means you’re strong enough to wait for what you deserve.”

Quotes About the Perks of Being Single

Freedom, choice, and a dash of humor – that’s the magic combo of living the single life. Let’s jump into some witty quotes that hit the nail on the head about the delightful perks of being single.

• “Being single is like being rich in personal time.”
• “If being single is a disease, I think I’m cured.”
• “Who needs a significant other when you can have significantly more wine?”
• “I’m not single. I’m not taken. I’m simply on reserve for the one who deserves my heart.”
• “Ice cream is cheaper than therapy.”
• “Yes, I’m alone. But I’m alone and free.”
• “My love life? Netflix, Oreos, and sweatpants.”
• “Without a plus one, I get double the wine.”
• “Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.”
• “I’m dating myself. I take myself out to eat, I buy myself clothes. I love me.”