50+ Funny Wine Puns That Will Make You Laugh Your Glass Off

Ready to uncork some laughter? If you’re a wine lover with a sense of humor, you’re in for a treat. We’ve gathered a collection of over 50 wine puns that are so funny, they’ll make you laugh your glass off.

Whether you’re a fan of red, white, or rosé, these puns are sure to tickle your funny bone and make your wine tasting experiences even more enjoyable. So sit back, pour yourself a glass, and get ready for a pun-filled ride that’ll leave you giggling.

Red Wine Puns

Punny Phrases for Cabernet Sauvignon Lovers

• “Having a Cab, are you?” This pun is for those times you’re sipping on some Cabernet and getting a taxi home.
• “Life’s too short to drink bad Cabernet!” Show your high standards and sense of humor with this pun.
• “Cabernet? More like Cab-er-yes!” This pun will show how much you enjoy a glass of Cabernet.
• “In a committed relationship with Cabernet Sauvignon.” Share your devotion to this red wine with a cheeky pun.
• “My motto: Love, laugh, Cabernet.” Express your love of life, laughter, and wine all in one go.
• “Is it Merlot o’clock yet?” A perfect line for when you’re counting down the minutes to wine time.
• “Merlot: because no great story started with someone eating a salad.” Remind everyone of the fun times linked to this red wine.
• “I’m on a liquid diet. Aka, a lot of Merlot.” Show your witty side with this pun.
• “I’m not old, I’m aged like a fine Merlot.” This pun is perfect for your next birthday caption.
• “I cook with wine. Sometimes, I even add it to the food.” This pun is for those who understand the true, versatile value of Merlot!

White Wine Puns

From the full-bodied reds, let’s swirl our glasses to our crisp and refreshing white wines. You thought red wine puns were hilarious? Wait till you uncork these white wine puns!

Hilarious Sayings for Chardonnay Enthusiasts

After venturing through the vineyards of red, let’s toast to some Chardonnay humor sure to bring laughter to any wine lover’s lips. Here you go:

• “Feeling Chardonnayed? Pour some more!”
• “Stop and smell the Chardonnay.”
• “Don’t be a hardonnay, have a Chardonnay!”
• “ChardonYAY – it’s wine o’clock!”
• “Life is too short to listen to bad advice. Pour a Chardonnay!”

Hilarious Sayings for Pinot Grigio Lovers

• “Sip back and relax, it’s Pinot Grigio time!”
• “How do you fix a problem? With Wine-ot Grigio!”
• “Don’t be a no-show, have a Pinot!”
• “Pinot Grigio or Pinot Gri-gone? Can’t tell with an empty glass!”
• “Let’s have some peace and quiet. And by that, I mean a piece of cheese and a glass of Pinot Grigio.”

Rose Wine Puns

Ready to rosé all day with some puns? After sipping through red and white wine puns, it’s time to tickle your funny bone with a pink twist.

Puns that Make Rose Even More Enjoyable

• “Stop and smell the rosé.”
• “I’m having a grape time, thanks to rosé.”
• “Rosé is the way.”
• “Wine not rosé all day?”
• “Feeling pretty in pink, thanks to rosé.”
• “Pour, sip, and rosé the day away.”
• “Things just got real with rosé.”
• “Sip happens when there’s rosé.”
• “When life hands you lemons, make rosé.”
• “Having a rosé kind of day.”
• “Keep calm and drink rosé.”
• “Rosé all day keeps the worries away.”
• “Every hour is happy when there’s rosé.”
• “Got that Rosé-colored glasses feeling.”
• “Every day’s a bouquet with rosé.”
• “Time to wine down with some rosé.”
• “Sip happens when rosé is involved.”
• “Feel rosy, drink rosé.”
• “Living life through rosé-tinted glasses.”
• “An empty glass of rosé? That’s a pour decision.”
• “Feeling battered? Just add a splash of rosé.”
• “Rosé: because adulting is hard.”
• “Good friends, good times, and rosé wine.”
• “It’s time to hit the rosé.”
• “Love the wine you’re with, especially if it’s rosé.”
• “Everything’s rosy with a glass of rosé.”

Sparkling Wine Puns

Cracking up with Champagne Puns

• “Save water, drink Champagne.”
• “Champagne is always the answer, I just can’t remember the question.”
• “Life’s too short to drink cheap Champagne.”
• “Pop the Champagne, I’m changing my last name.”
• “Keep your friends close, but your Champagne closer.”
• “A Champagne a day keeps the doctor away.”
• “Time flies when you’re having Champagne.”
• “I only drink Champagne on days that end with ‘y’.”
• “It’s always Champagne o’clock somewhere.”
• “Where there’s a will, there’s a rosé… or Champagne.”

Cracking up with Prosecco Puns

• “Prosecco: Because life’s too short to be bitter.”
• “Too much of anything is bad. But too much Prosecco is just right.”
• “I’m outdoorsy… I like getting drunk on patios with Prosecco.”
• “Life is full of choices, choose Prosecco.”
• “Confidence is the fruit of a clear conscience and a glass of Prosecco.”
• “I cook with wine, but sometimes, I even add it to food – especially Prosecco.”
• “Prosecco because adulting is hard.”
• “Asking me if I like Prosecco is like asking me if I breathe.”
• “Prosecco is the answer – Who cares what the question is?”
• “I don’t get drunk, I get Prosecco-ed.”

Wine and Cheese Puns

Nothing pairs better with a good laugh than a glass of wine and a slice of gourmet cheese. Here are some puns for the wine and cheese lover in you.

Hilarious Puns for Your Next Wine and Cheese Party

• “Cheese and wine make everything fine.”
• “I’m on a see-food and drink wine diet. I see food, and I can’t help but wine about it.”
• “Having a gouda time and feeling just grate with wine and cheese.”
• “Wine a little, it’ll make you feel better. Or just brie happy!”
• “Cheese that’s aged well and wine that’s well-aged are the ultimate pair – just like us.”
• “Don’t cry over spilt milk. It could have been wine.”
• “We’re like cheese and wine – total culture and absolutely divine.”
• “Life is great, but cheese and wine make it better!”
• “Cheese and wine are the secret ingredients to a good time.”
• “Having cheese and wine – it’s a way of life.”
• “Keep calm and brie on with a glass of wine.”
• “Life is too short for fake butter, fake cheese, or fake friends. But never for a fake laugh or a glass of wine!”
• “Brie happy, drink wine.”
• “There’s ‘always’ room for brie – and one more sip of wine!”
• “Brie mine and let’s have wine.”
• “Making the world better, one sip of wine and a slice of brie at a time.”
• “Wine is the answer. What was the question? And pass the brie, please!”
• “It isn’t good to keep things bottled up – pour that wine and slice that brie.”
• “A day without wine and brie is like…just kidding, we have no idea.”
• “In our house, we call it ‘Brie thirty’ – the wonderful moment we uncork the wine and indulge ourselves with a slice of brie.”

Wine Jargon Puns

From the vineyard to the tasting room, every part of the wine experience can be ripe for humor. Investigate into wine terminology and get ready to uncork your laughter with these puns centered around wine jargon – a delightful interplay of words that will leave you and your fellow wine enthusiasts chuckling in no time.

Witticisms for Wine Connoisseurs

• “No need to cellar-brate, opening a new bottle is quite the norm in this household!”
• “I’ve got a crush on wine, from the vineyard to the tasting room!”
• “Feeling decanted? Wine’s got your back!”
• “Varietal is the spice of life, especially when it comes to wine.”
• “Somms like it hot, especially when it’s a spicy Zinfandel!”
• “Wine not take a sommelier course? It’s grape fun!”
• “Beware the corkage fee, it’s a bottle’s most feared enemy!”
• “Wine legs? More like wine runs – right to my heart!”
• “Is it Wine o’clock yet or are we still on tannin time?”
• “Weather forecast for tonight: 99% chance of wine and terroir-ific fun!”

• “From vine to wine, it’s all divine!”
• “By the book? No thanks, I prefer by the bottle!”
• “Wine body type? Full, fruity, and complex, please.”
• “Let’s raisin a toast to the vineyard that’s given us the best vintage yet!”
• “Got a case of the Mondays? You could try a case of Merlot instead.”
• “Don’t be bitter. Just add a bit of sugar. Wine making it easier!”
• “Winemaking: where it’s not just okay, it’s barrel-ly even encouraged to press your luck!”
• “Aging like a fine wine, only getting better with time.”
• “Stop whining, start wining – it’s the best way to cope!”
• “Wine and dine ’till you’re feeling vine.”

Wine Tasting Puns

Silly Sayings for Your Winery Tour

• “Wine not take a tour, after all, the guide said it’ll be grape fun!”
• “Wine flies when you’re having fun on a winery tour.”
• “Decanter we go and taste some wine?”
• “Have a grape day at the winery!”
• “I’m on cloud wine at this beautiful winery!”
• “I was told this winery is a barrel of fun!”
• “Winery tours always make me feel vine.”
• “I followed my heart, and it led me to the wine vat.”
• “I’ll take vineyards over diamonds any day!”
• “I’m just here for the wine & vine-views.”
• “Wine tasting: Pour decisions never tasted so good!”
• “This merlot has made me more in love with wine.”
• “Uncork and unwind, it’s wine tasting time!”
• “Life’s full of tough choices – like whether to have a second glass.”
• “Feeling excellent at wine roulette.”
• “Stop whining and start wining.”
• “Are you Syrah-sly serving only one type of wine?”
• “Cheers to a pour-fect evening!”
• “Wine makes my heart skip a beat. Another sip, please!”
• “Who needs a punchline when the wine itself is a great jest?”

Wine and Dine Puns

Side-splitting Puns to Use at The Wine and Dine Table

• “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, I pair it with wine.”
• “Having a tough steak? Wine about it!”
• “With every bite, take a sip. Don’t complicate the sip-le things!”
• “Think globally, drink locally.”
• “I followed my heart, and it led me to the dinner table… with a bottle of wine.”
• “Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we may diet.”
• “Every meal should be fine-dined and wine-d!”
• “Why cook with wine? Because it’s not safe to cook with an empty glass.”
• “Keep your friends close and your wine opener closer.”
• “Bring me food and wine, and I’m yours!”
• “Pairing food and wine: It’s not rocket science… it’s vino science!”
• “When in doubt, Wine and Dine out.”
• “I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.”
• “Adding wine to your meal turns your kitchen into a fancy restaurant.”
• “Wine not enjoy a grape night in with a bottle and a cheese board?”
• “The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. Gastro-galaxy, here we come!”
• “Give me bread, give me wine, and give me laughter.”
• “The only pairing I believe in is my mouth and wine.”
• “Life is full of pastabilities – just add wine.”
• “The secret to a balanced menu? Equally delicious food and wine!”

Wine Vacation Puns

This section is for all travel enthusiasts with an insuppressible love for wine. Whether you’re planning to sweep through the Tuscan vineyards or sip Cabernet by the sunsets of Napa Valley, we’ve collected some cracking wine vacation puns to keep your humor flowing as steadily as your wine.

Puns to Make Your Wine Country Vacation More Fun

• “I’m on cloud wine in this vineyard!”
• “Wine flies when you’re on vacation.”
• “Where there’s a wine, there’s a way… straight to Napa Valley!”
• “Getting ready for a vine romance in Tuscany!”
• “Be grapeful for every wine-tastic adventure.”
• “Wining and dining around the world, one country at a time.”
• “Wine not spend the holidays in the vineyards?”
• “Got a case of travel bug and wine fever.”
• “Life’s full of pour decisions, like which wineries to visit first.”
• “Sip happens, especially on a wine vacation.”
• “Wine down the scenic route, one vineyard at a time.”
• “I’ve got a one-track mind — it leads to the nearest winery!”
• “Grapeness is in the journey, not the destination.”
• “Rolling vineyards, wine in hand; that’s my kind of road trip.”
• “My favorite travel accessory? A wine bottle opener, of course.”
• “Life is a journey best enjoyed with a glass of wine.”
• “Wherever you go, bring your own sunshine and cabernet.”
• “Travel far, drink local.”
• “My vacation essentials are sunscreen, a passport, and wine, not necessarily in that order.”
• “Follow your heart, or the wine route. They probably lead to the same place.”

Final Toast to Wine Puns

So there you have it. You’ve journeyed through a vineyard of wit, tasting the humor of over 50 wine puns. From red to white, rosé to sparkling, you’ve savored the laughter each variety brings. You’ve paired cheese with humor, dabbled in wine jargon, and even ventured into the realms of wine tasting and dining puns.

You’ve seen how puns can enhance your wine experiences, adding a splash of humor to every sip. Whether you’re planning a wine and cheese night, hosting a dinner party, or embarking on a wine vacation, these puns are your secret ingredient for a good laugh. So next time you raise your glass, remember to pair it with a pun. Because life’s too short to drink wine without a smile. Here’s to laughter, joy, and wine that keeps pouring. Cheers!